Monday, 22 July 2013

Weight loss tip of the day

DRINK PLENTY WATER People sometimes confuse thirst with hunger. You can end up consuming extra calories when a glass of water is really what you need. You should aim to drink about six to eight glasses (1.2 litres) of fluid, preferably water, every day – or more if it’s warm or you’re exercising.

Nigerian senate approve underage marriage for girls: shocking

In a move that would be seen as the climax to an unfolding drama following approval of 14-year jail term for gays on grounds of religious morality, the Nigerian Senate has approved marriage for underage girls also on the ground of religious morality. Abuja - Ahmed Sani Yarima, former governor of Zamfara state, who in 2009, sparked international outrage after he cited Islamic law rather than concupiscence of a strange kind, to justify marrying a 13-year-old Egyptian girl in violation of Nigeria's constitution, finally succeeded in getting his colleagues in the Senate to approve marriage for underage girls. According to This Day, the Senate, sitting to consider recommendations of the Senate Committee on Review of the Constitution, had earlier voted to retain the section of the constitution stipulating that a woman shall not be qualified for marriage until she is 18 years old. The Senate moved later to alter the provision after Senator Ahmad Sani Yarima (Zamfara West) protested claiming that it violated Islamic law. In spite of a Senate policy prohibiting repeat votes on clauses, Yarima convinced his colleagues to strike out the age requirement for women on the grounds that it was "un-Islamic." The drama began after the Senate passed 75-14 a proposed amendment that says: "Any woman who is married shall be deemed to be of full age," with subsection (a) defining "full age" as "the age of 18 years and above." Soon after the vote, Yerima drew his colleague's attention to item 61 (2.) under part 1 of the second schedule to the constitution which prohibits the National Assembly legislating on matters pertaining to Islamic and Customary laws. He argued: "Under Islamic law, any woman that is married is of age and if you say 18 years you are going against Islamic law." Senate President David Mark responded saying that the amendment had already been passed through a vote and that in keeping with Senate policy the issue would not be revisited. The Senate then went on to vote on whether states should be allowed to establish prisons. After a vote against the proposed amendment, the Senate President held back the gavel from the block and gave instructions for a second vote because of noisy distractions and inattention during the process. Yarima saw this as an opportunity to challenge the earlier decision not to allow a second vote on the the matter of marriage age. He threatened angrily to walk out from the chamber if his request was not granted. His demand led to a sharp exchange with Mark, who insisted: "Senate can revisit it once more but not now because Islamic scholars can argue it and we can revisit later." However, Senator Mohammed Danjuma Goje (PDP, Gombe), accused the Senate President of "double standard." According to The Daily Trust, Goje said: "Why do we have double standard in this Senate? On two occasions you allowed votes to be retaken on other clauses but you disallowed Senator Yarima." Mark responded: "I take serious exceptions to say that I am doing double standard." Yarima, however, insisted that he wanted another vote. Mark rebuked him sharply, arguing that a second vote would have been unnecessary if he had raised the matter appropriately at the committee before it reached the floor. He, however finally conceded, saying: "Because of the sensitivity of issues on religion I am revisiting it." A Senate composed significantly of men in polygamous marriages voted 60 to 35 to remove from the draft constitution the requirement of 18 years for women being married. The amendment which faces a good prospect of final passage after it is approved by the House of Representatives says that a woman or girl who is married shall be considered "of age" by virtue of her status as a married woman, thus implying that even an infant shall be considered to be "of age" once married. The Nigerian Senate thus approves pedophilia in the constitution after having passed a bill declaring homosexual relations between consenting adults a crime. According to The Daily Trust, the National Agency for the Prohibition of Traffic in Persons (NAPTIP) investigated the allegation of child marriage against Yarima in 2010, but Nigeria's Attorney General at the time, Mohammed Bello Adoke, said the Federal Government could not prosecute him because the marriage was contracted under Islamic law, which the constitution recognizes.

Saturday, 29 June 2013

BABIES BEEN EATEN IN CHINA

Some of the Chinese people are known to be eating babies and the news circulated through the internet or via Email communication is shocking the world. An Email report received by The Seoul Times confirmed that news with several vivid and appalling pictures of human embryos fetuses being made into a soup for human consumption. The report went on. A town in the southern province of Canton (Guangdong) is now on trend taking baby herbal soup to increase overall health and stamina and the power of sexual performance in particular

Friday, 28 June 2013

Couple fall from window while having sex

the couple reportedly fell to their deaths after the window they were having sex against gave way. The tragic pair are believed to have been making love in an apartment block in China when the window shattered in the throes of passion.The man and woman then plunged to their deaths on the pavement below. Horrified witnesses told China media that the couple held onto each other tightly as they fell. Shocking pictures emerged which claimed to show the couple lying on the pavement. Chinese officials can be seen covering the bodies with sheets. One report suggested the lovers chose to have sex by the window to keep cool during the hot weather in the city of Wuhan.Others suggested the windows in the apartment block were of poor quality.

Boyfriend kills girl and uses her for ritual

Seun, a 100 level student of lautech recently went to visit her boyfriend with a friend of her's who later left them. Seun later went missing and her body was found after three days mutilated, with body parts missing, with half a head, breasts gone. Her friends were only able to identify her by her hair do and mark on her leg. The boyfriend has long dissappeared and the police are desperately on his heels. found in his apartment were a calabash, women underwears. See pictures below.

Gay marraiges now legal in Nigeria I mean california

Well ladies and gentlemen it is now official, the supreme court ruled in fauvor of gay couples making it legal for them to marry in california...well in my own opinion I'll say the more the gay boys and less the lesbians the more girls for the straigth boys who are willing to settle down...Gbam!!!

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

Bra drying machine invented

Ladies when next valentine comes tell your boyfriend to buy for you the latest bra drier, either that or its over. It was invented recently to accelerate drying of bras( especially all those girls with one bra). It costs about 115 euros( 25000 naira) only. Place your order now, limited supply available

Isreali female soldiers pose nude

Well its seems it ain't only civilians posting nude pictures, isreali female soldiers posting pictures online wearing less than the required outfit and gadgets( hmmmm I'm already considering joining the army lol). The isreali army took disciplinary actions on them( I wonder what kind of punishment they received *winks* )

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

funny story: masked party

A COUPLE was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

HOTTIE OF THE DAY: MEET SOPHIA

Meet Sophie, the hot legged beauty is a graduate of mass communication, an actress, fashion model and singer. Has an album to her credit( with great lyrical content and vocal skills) and featured in movies like lemon green, troubled waters, yaws and mind among others. Having various nominations and awards to crown her a talented diva!!!

Monday, 24 June 2013

SHOCKING: see what man did to his wife

See how heartless men have become? The husband came home and found the wife sleeping woth another man, he thenn decided to deal with her...this definately has no moral justification, I pray he gets what he deserves

In India, gang-rape victim gets raped again; by her investigating officers

According to Indian news media, a gang-rape victim of Indian Uttar Pradesh, has alleged that she was raped by the Investigating Officer of her case and then later, by the Inspector of the police station where she went to lodge her complain. On December 14, Senior Sub-Inspector Maan Singh -who was the IO of her rape case- was arrested from a hotel room trying to rape the helpless gang-rape victim. According to the woman, she was first gang-raped in her hometown of Ambedkar Nagar about a month ago, after which she and her family approached the Akbar-Pur police station to lodge an FIR against the alleged rapists. However, the police failed to initiate any kind of action against the alleged rapists after which the victim approached SSI Maan Singh for help. Maan Singh promised the victim that he would help her; he suggested that she should accompany him to Faizabad where he will arrange a meeting with the Deputy Inspector General (DIG) of Faizabad Range who will ensure the she gets justice. Unaware of Maan Singh’s real motives, the victim said yes and left for Faizabad with him. After reaching Faizabad, Maan Singh took the victim to a hotel and started to rape her. The arrest came when the victim somehow managed to send a message to one of her neighbors back in her hometown, who then contacted the Faizabad SSP and told him about the situation and the name of the hotel where Maan Singh had took her. When Faizabad police raided the hotel room, they found Maan Singh in the room with his pants down to his knees, trying to rape the victim. He was immediately arrested. After Maan Singh’s arrest the victim came out of her shell and revealed that she was also raped by Inspector AK Upadhyay who is in-charge of the Akbarpoor police station and also Maan Singh’s immediate boss. She said that before Faizabad police raided the hotel room for her rescue, she had already been raped by SSI Maan Singh and his boss, Inspector Upadhyay, as well. After this painful ordeal, the woman has now claimed that she is being threatened for her life, to stay quiet about the whole incident, because it involves the police department. She said that she was told not to testify in the court against Senior Sub-Inspector Maan Singh and his immediate boss Inspector Uppadhya. The SSP Faizabad police says that he will verify the charges and bring the culprits to the court of justice.

Nelson Mandela in critical condition as former South African president fights for life 

Nelson Mandela is fighting for his life after his condition deteriorated Sunday, more than two weeks after he entered a South African hospital. The nation’s former president, known affectionately by his clan name, “Madiba,” has spent much of June battling a stubborn lung infection that has left the 94-year-old severely ill. He’s now in critical condition after spending time in serious but stable condition. If it were in Nigeria he would have been in the U.S or london, let us improve in our health care system

Chris Brown Accused of Assaulting Girl In Nightclub

11:20 AM PT  Chris just scoffed at the allegation, tweeting, "I didn't do anything."Chris Brown has been accused of badly injuring a 24-year-old girl inside an Orange County nightclub Saturday night ... and the alleged victim says it was so violent she might need surgery.Deanna Gines tells TMZ ... she was in the VIP section with Chris at Heat Ultra Lounge in Anaheim -- where he had just performed.  When the bar was about to close, she claims Chris shoved her to the ground.  Deanna tells us, the shove was deliberate and she fell hard on her knees. Deanna tells us she filed a police report, and a rep for the Anaheim PD says a female did indeed file a report for assault inside the club, but the rep won't disclose the name. Cops are investigating.  Deanna says she went to the hospital and doctors told her she had torn ligaments in her right knee. She's going to see another doc later this week and she says she's already been told she may have to go under the knife.Chris Brown's rep, Nicole Perna, tells TMZ, "I'm unaware of the incident, as is Chris' lawyer and his entire team.  He was in a great mood after Powerhouse."  Perna adds, "None of this makes sense."

WHY SHE DUMPED HIM

Ackward, girl writes reasons why she is dumping her boyfriend...hehe if say na so everybody for don break up

SKIN BLEACHING: DOES IT MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE???

The thing if you're hoping to look like kim kardashian, or lady gaga, tarlor swift or katie perry, well truth is you wouldn't. U migth look good( actually I love fair ladies) and enjoy some extent of admiration for the first few years, but after then awwwwch!!! Nobody would want to stand close to you including me( I'm not a snitch) Most people fail to realise the dangers of bleaching...I don't talk too much so I'll rather show you better than I can tell you.

Wesley Warren J - who has testicles that weigh 10 stone( about 64kg)

Meet Wesley, from Las Vegas, a real-life Buster Gonad, whose unfeasibly large testicles weigh more than I do.( That's a bone hard medical fact lol) Wesley doesn’t wheel his balls around in a barrow. When Wesley does venture outside he carries them in a hood worn upside down around his waist. Most days though he gets no further than the toilet. “Too disturbing?” Wesley jokes as he describes the contortions required to perform this basic function. Wesley is on benefits, meaning he’s only entitled to medical care in Nevada. Alas, there are no doctors there who know how to treat him. And when Wesley appeals for ­donations for surgery, he’s accused of being addicted to celebrity. Life, it seems, has no end of ways to kick this poor man where it hurts.

Justin Bieber falls down stairs and shows off injuries moments before a photoshoot

He’s collapsed on stage, vomited during a concert and constantly finds himself caught up in dangerous driving allegations. And the bad luck continues for Justin Bieber after the teenage brat fell down a flight of stairs moments before appearing on a photoshoot. Justin showed off his injuries which included a red graze on his neck to his followers on Instagram. He uploaded the 14-second clip with the caption: “Why I gotta fall and cut my neck before a photoshoot.” In the mini-video he tells the camera: “So I decided that I was going to fall down the stairs. So I did. So that's exactly what I did.” I use to like this dude but he has been off the line...retard!!!

Caller rings police to complain that his prostitute isn't attractive enough

An outraged punter dialled 999 because the prostitute he had just hired was UGLY. Officers could hardly believe their ears when the man reported the woman for “breaching the Sale of Goods Act.” In a fury, he told how he had said to the hooker she didn’t come up to scratch and had mis-sold herself. But she then hurled his car keys at him and stormed off from their meeting place outside a hotel. An officer in the call centre at Solihull, Birmingham, informed him the woman had not committed an offence and it was he who had broken the law by soliciting for sex. West Midlands Police has now warned him about wasting police time – punishable by up to six months jail. A force spokesman said: “The man refused to give his details, but police identified him and have sent him a letter. "Wasting police time is a serious offence and carries a maximum sentence of six months imprisonment." The Sale of Goods Act 1979 stipulates goods must be of  satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and match the sellers’ description. In the recording, lasting 1min 35secs, the unidentified male caller claims the woman had "mis-described" and "misrepresented herself". He is heard telling the female call handler that the woman he had agreed to meet had advertised herself "in the private section of the newspaper" but "had got her knickers in a twist" after he told her he was not going to use her services. "I arranged to meet with her," he is heard to say. "But beforehand I have asked for a description of her - give me an honest description otherwise when I get there I'm not going to use your services. "She's mis-described and misrepresented herself totally.

NADIA AND IYKE STILL DATING

People enough with the rumour, Nadia and Jim Iyke are still dating( how I wished the rumour was true Nadia would have long been in my bed looking for a shoulder to lean on hehehe). She posted a picture of her and that douchebag saying she was sadly in love with him. *tears* I'll wait for you my love!!!

Nigeria will have to put up a £3,000 cash bond to enter the UK from November

According to a report by UK Daily Mail, visitors from ‘high risk’ countries in Africa and Asia will have to put up a £3,000 cash bond to enter Britain. The money will be kept by the Government if visitors do not return home by the time their visas expire. A pilot scheme, introduced by Home Secretary Theresa May, will target hundreds of people coming to Britain on six-month visit visas from India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Ghana, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh. The countries have been picked for their high number of visa applications and what the Government sees as relatively high levels of immigration abuse and fraud, reports the Sunday Times. This migth be a goog time to follow morrocco to spain guys

Sunday, 23 June 2013

MAN CHANGES FACE TO DOG FACE

Meet the man who had surplus money and the low 1.Q to turn his face to a dog face after undergoing surgery he says he has always wanted to be the first dog-man in the world, kudos to him...next surgery should be his balls

QUESTION OF THE DAY...ladies!!!

Say you're having a dinner date with your long term bofriend of six years,on the table he pleads to ask you a question, reaches for his pocket and pulls out a 15inch pink diamond ring. Now at this point you're speechless, blushy, within the second tears roll down your eyes waitin to say yes, oh how you have waited long for this, he throws the ring out the window and says "hmmm...the drycleaner must have given me the wrong trouser, would you go to the football game with me??? If you were that girl what would you do???

FACT 'BOUT KISSING

Did you know that open-mouth kissing allows for the transfer of hormones from a man to a woman? Mucus membranes in the mouth are permeable to hormones like testosterone, which a man can introduce into a woman's mouth through kissing. The testosterone then increases arousal in the woman, which leads to higher chances of sex!

MAN BEATS WIFE OVER BIG BROTHER

A man is currently being held in custody at the Bariga police station in Lagos, after he was reportedly arrested for beating his wife to the point where she needed medical attention, over her use of the family generator to watch ongoing continental reality show Big Brother Africa: The Chase. Tajudeen Lawal, a local primary school teacher, recounts the events leading to his arrest. “I came home yesterday o, very tired from teaching all these useless children Mathematics, only for our generator to die immediately I entered the house. I was shocked na; I know I just put N1,500 fuel yesterday. Only for the foolish woman to tell me, “Ehn, oko mi, ma binu. Mo tun wo Big Brother l’ataro o.” Even worse, she had not even prepared my dinner! Is it fair? My brother, is it fair? Ehn? I couldn’t take it o. I beat her well well. Next time she hears Big Brother, she will run. Big Brother ko, aburo kekere ni. Stupid woman. Msschew.” At this point, he began to curse his wife in Yoruba, but we are told that she’s responding to treatment, but never wishes to see a TV or a generator ever again as long as she lives.

NIGERIA VS SPAIN...A sad story

Incase you didn't know, nw you know, Nigeria was beaten in the ongoing confederations cup in brazil by spain 3-0 in group B...as we speak I'm flying over to brazil to issue their return tickets. Uruguay would meet brazil while spain would play italy for the semi-final encounter

WIFE COMMENTS ON HUSBAND'S SPERM OVERPRDUCTION SAGA

Dorathy( not real name) felt the need to share her plight, complainin that has husband produces too much sperm and is too potent. They have three kids already( all less than six), his sperm is been used for research in the hospital to try and find out why he produces so much. Excess sperm is usually been removed through needle and syringe and doctors advice him to have sex atleast three times a day for the next six months. The wife bluntly refused that idea and gave him three options. 1) Mastubate( which he didn't like) 2) Get a side chick( she sef go tire) 3) Donate his sperm to the bank( he didn't want to have children of his that he didn't knw) If it were you how would you handle this sharp shooter situation
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BIKINI BOD, HOT OR NOT?

Have you ever tried on a bikini and you looked stunning? Then I see no reason why your picture shouldn't be here...if u have not then you're scared of flaunting what your mama gave you, in simple terms you're selfish hiding that body in a gown. So share your pics with me through my mail kelvin.richard20@yahoo.com Here are some celebrities in bikini, who wore it best???

Saturday, 22 June 2013

GAY YET STRAIGHT

here is Tosin who claims to be feminine in nature but yet not queer dunno how that is working out for him. Says he fed up of toasters taunted his straigth life. But hold on does he look gay??? C more pics

HEELLESS SHOES...STYLE OR PAIN???

A while back the trending fashion of heels collapse due to the so called 'heelless shoes'(in developed countries sha) lady Gaga fell off these shoes and it was hilarious, how u wan take waka witout balance...saw a girl at a bank recently I tout she had ricket or polio...ladies its only cute when you don't walk with it!!! Correct me if I'm wrong, See pics

QUESTION OF THE DAY

say you went out clubbing, you're friends ditched you say @ 3am, alone you walk home passing through a narrow path then you hear a girl crying inside the bush, how many of you guys will attempt to rescue the damsel in distress(I stand corrected) or not?

KIM and KANYE NAME BABY

kim and kanye finally name their daugther...wait 4 it...NORTH WEST!!! that is one dumb ass name!!! Na 2 much money dey cause dis kind tin

CHILD BORN WITH A TAIL

Chinese woman gives birth to a child with a tail, needs help to raise funds for an operation...see pictures

A FATHER'S LOVE FOR SON

This was taken a while back in india from a moving train, you can't blame the father it was either that or the toilet on the train!!!

PICTURE OF THE DAY

Yet dem say na horse big pass anyway nature must take its course...
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